by Not a big boy February 2, 2021
Get the Shits aggressivelymug. The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.
Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
by chocotaco! January 13, 2010
Get the Second Shitmug. Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
Get the shit specsmug. When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.
by FilmoFreddy March 18, 2017
Get the thrill shittingmug. A pseudo shit is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader's digest. The person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. He or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.
by hgfs563 July 4, 2010
Get the Pseudo-shitmug. by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021
Get the Shit Wankmug. Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.
by #12345 November 5, 2017
Get the Shit Gimpmug.