Sex: its this thing that has become meaningless to people over time; the act or acts of consemation between "partners" or "lovers" commonly between two people, those being a male and a female, but in some other cases "sex" can include more than just two peoples... but thats a whole other fucked (ha, se what i did there, "fucked" 😂) up thing called "group sex" or more commonly known as an "orgy" which is the act of four or more people fucking (or more complicatedly, having sex) in the same room often "tagging off" and switching partners (these get togethers can also be more commonly reffered to as "swinger parties")... which if im being completely honest here, are kinda fucking (i did it again😂, dying inside send help please) weird and often smell like some fuckin sewer ass or some shit, but yeah basically thats only a small portion of sex rounded up into this long ass paragragh that i cant seem to end. I almost wonder if its the ADHD... wait what is this i here... you guys dont know what ADHD is? Well basically ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is the best thing ever cause one idea sprouts out into another idea and then that idea sprouts out into another idea, and then that idea into like 3 or 4 different ideas and its fucking great... untill the doctors start persribing a bunch of random shit to you to see what will help you be more fucking "normal" like seriously what the fuck even is normal and... wait what were we talking about?
Damnit Aaron this is why you take your fucking adderall, cause when you don't you start giving weird fucking definitions to things like sex...
by raypec.adderall.kidd September 17, 2018
Get the sexmug. by Jawohl Mein Fuhrer April 19, 2009
Get the sexmug. Whenever two or more people (male and female, two females, two males, etc) commit sexual acts (such as oral, anal, etc) that result in one or more of them having an orgasm.
Person 1: "Did you and Max have sex last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, their parents weren't home it was great!"
Person 2: "Yeah, their parents weren't home it was great!"
by thegayestrainbow June 14, 2014
Get the Sexmug. I was having the worst day at work and I was just happy to be going home. I opened my front door and my saw my boyfriend Tom sitting on the sofa. "Hey Claire" He says. "You look upset....Whats Wrong" I sigh and say "Bad day at work." He grins and says I can fix that" He pulls of his shirt and pulls me down on the sofa. We start to make-out and I get so excited I shove my hand down the front of his pants. He gasps and pulls of my shirt and bra. He stops kissing me and sucks my tits. By now I'm so horny I pull of his pants and we start to make-out some more. I love the feel of his tongue in my mouth. He pulls off my pants and stares in surprise. I never wear panties but he didn't know that till now. He pulls off his boxers and I give him the best blow job ever. I make sure to swallow all his cum. He shivers with pleasure. I climb up on top of him and sit on his hips. He guides his penis inside of me and I start to bounce up and down. Having him inside of me feels amazing. I continue to bounce up and down as he reaches up and rubs my boobs. Suddenly I feel him flutter my g-spot. I don't want him to stop, so i say "Tom, baby, don't stop!" So he doesn't. He flips me over and lays on me, and starts pumping. Then he hits my g-spot and I scream from the major orgasm. He continues to pump harder and faster. It was the best sex ever!
by rassgsfdsfgsdg February 5, 2020
Get the Sexmug. You would probably regret looking this up to get horny from definitions. I might also regret writing this
by fc2078 January 4, 2021
Get the sexmug. Mias point of view:
One day the hottest boy in school invited me over to his house for “fun” I was really excited and when I got there, he was already but naked, I was immediately turned on. He closed the door and started to take my clothes of piece by piece. He told me to follow him to his bedroom. I did. He tied me to the bedpost and pushed his lips against mine, exploring my mouth with his tongue. He took his tongue and started going downwards, he started sucking on my tits then followed down to my vagina. He licked around for a while then found my g- spot. As he licked it, I moaned and screamed in pleasure. I started to cum into his mouth.
Then he took his 11 inch cock and placed it in my pussy, I gained several orgams. He then placed his dick in my mouth forcing me to suck and gag. He started to cum and I swallowed all of it. I moaned once again. He then carried on and fucked me even harder rubbing my clit as he had his penis entering and exiting my pussy. He took a piece of leather and stuffed it in my mouth and carried on fucking me even harder. Once he untied me it just got better. He pinned me against the wall and bent down further and further to finger my vagina. He then threw me on the bed and we were in 69. I was giving him a blowjob as he sucked my pussy. We got so exhausted so we fell asleep in that position. When we woke up, I had lost the ability to walk and he took that to his advantage and fucked me more. Sex it the best pleasure ever
One day the hottest boy in school invited me over to his house for “fun” I was really excited and when I got there, he was already but naked, I was immediately turned on. He closed the door and started to take my clothes of piece by piece. He told me to follow him to his bedroom. I did. He tied me to the bedpost and pushed his lips against mine, exploring my mouth with his tongue. He took his tongue and started going downwards, he started sucking on my tits then followed down to my vagina. He licked around for a while then found my g- spot. As he licked it, I moaned and screamed in pleasure. I started to cum into his mouth.
Then he took his 11 inch cock and placed it in my pussy, I gained several orgams. He then placed his dick in my mouth forcing me to suck and gag. He started to cum and I swallowed all of it. I moaned once again. He then carried on and fucked me even harder rubbing my clit as he had his penis entering and exiting my pussy. He took a piece of leather and stuffed it in my mouth and carried on fucking me even harder. Once he untied me it just got better. He pinned me against the wall and bent down further and further to finger my vagina. He then threw me on the bed and we were in 69. I was giving him a blowjob as he sucked my pussy. We got so exhausted so we fell asleep in that position. When we woke up, I had lost the ability to walk and he took that to his advantage and fucked me more. Sex it the best pleasure ever
by I’m kinky rn October 10, 2020
Get the Sexmug.