Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021

Sensitive Selfish

A person that gets there feelings hurt easily so than does not help anyone in return.

Ashley got mad at Logan for not picking her up on time so she decided to not give him gas money and be sensitive selfish for the trip to Vegas!!!!

by Logan Jugg August 4, 2021

you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Semi-Selfie Mode

When one uses outer camera on a smartphone while a mirror that’s giving a reflection is on camera, making it the same as selfie mode.

He looked nice in the picture he took of himself in semi-selfie mode that he put on his Instagram story mode.

by Dray’s Dictionary May 15, 2023

National Selig Day

Selig’s birthday!

“National Selig Day is a holiday that you should celebrate Avery Selig”

by Buttfingerercandybar6969 June 22, 2023

Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.

If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.

by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024

Pussy selfish

When one of your boys refuses to bring his cohort of pussy to the table for you to share. He keeps it for himself because of his inherent selfishness.

Buddy, we were supposed to hit the trifecta, but you’re being pussy selfish.

by Dingleberryjimmy November 14, 2023