tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

good season

similar to good game except that the recipient is grabbed in the crotch instead.

I went to give Todd a good game but he turned around as I was bringing it in and I good seasoned him instead.

by boom goddess December 9, 2008

Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.

“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”

by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009

chump season

a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...

you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"

by Papa Whale December 16, 2011

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013

nog season

The period between thanksgiving and christmas. This perod is often celebrated by drinking copious ammounts of Eggnog at holiday parties.

I must have gained ten pound pounds last year during nog season.

by damonswrong November 29, 2013

sniffing season

The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.

Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....

by KMGTEXAS January 10, 2014