screenbrain

Description of physical state that occurs after viewing digital media for significant amounts of time. Characterized by (but not limited to), headache, sore eyes, dry eyes, dry mouth, stiff muscles, depression, feelings of loneliness, disorientation, light-headedness or irritiability.

After playing video games for 12 hours, Joe was showing signs of screenbrain.

by makaroni April 27, 2019

screen-gabbing

the sensation you get when you are in an artsy coffee shop and feel as though you are surrounded by screenwriters discussing their scripts

As Chloe entered the coffee shop, she heard the distinctive murmur of screen-gabbing all around her.

by harrison ford fusion August 24, 2019

screen steal

when the government uses screen sharing technology to try to embarrass another person and limit opportunity

The screen steal was attempting to insult a historical American so that her character could be questioned.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit of your computer

by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

Screenility

Noun.

The memory loss and learning impairment associated with a lifestyle consisting of prolongued daily screen use.

"Screenility is particularly common in 21st culture and affects all ages"

by Xellum October 29, 2019

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019