Boy scouts of America

Most people think that they're weak, extremely nerdy, extremely right wing, and help old people cross the stage . HUGE STEREOTYPE. The boy scouts spend their time at camp outs where they cook and clean off plates and silverware that you would NEVER eat off and cook foods over a fire that you would burn your house down if you tried to cook. Also, boy scouts spend their time shooting guns, learning ways to disarm people, learning a million ways to use knifes never how they were intended to use, and burning every thing known to mankind(from frogs to eggs). Also, not all of the people are right wing (me) and a lot of people don't approve of the segregation(once again, me)

Plus, it looks great on your college reports.

stupid person: "Ha, look at that puny boy scout, he's one of them stupid boy scouts of america, he spends his time helping granny's cross the street"

Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"

Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"

Boy scout: "F*** you B***"

Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)

by a boyscout genius December 7, 2010

cub scouting

When pumas or cougars are out in the clubs/bar on the prowl for younger men cubs.

Last night Sheryl was cub scouting and hooked up with a nineteen year old. Maybe he'll earn an oral badge.

by Pack Leader January 18, 2009

Scooter Gang

A bunch of kids who ride on scooters who think they're bada$$

"Jenny Don't you think the scooter gang is annoying?"

by UmWhoDiss? December 28, 2014

scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur

When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.

by Shannabeth February 24, 2011

Scouttleque

A morbidly obese person that somehow manages to be completely silent when walking.

Wow that Mandy is a total Scouttleque i didn't even know she was there until I smelt her

by cocolover July 29, 2015

scoutsexual

A person attracted to only one other person. The person they are attracted to may be any gender. Specifically pertaining to those who stayed with their significant other when they discovered their gender identity.

So she is a he now? Does that mean you're gay?

No, I'm just in a gay relationship. I'm still bisexual. But I'm only interested in him. I guess you could say I'm scoutsexual.

by xterminator3001 May 24, 2016

Scoutism

A religion that believes that one of the playable characters in TF2, Scout. Is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with TF2 Scout.

(I'm sorry.)

Friends: What's your religion?

Me: Scoutism..
Friends: What the fuck is Scoutism?

Me: Scout has saved us all...

by scout the maggot. July 30, 2017