turd sandwich

A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.

Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).

by TYME PART 2 November 4, 2004

sandwich

what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her shit.

Jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here's the poopie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. HEY! are you listening to me??

John: *pimp slap* BITCH, go make me a sandwich!

by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010

student sandwich

The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.

Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(

by Zanzibar Bildenstrong November 28, 2006

strawberry ice cream sandwich

The vaginal area of a woman of African descent or heritage. (brown on the outside, pink on the inside)

I totally ate her strawberry ice cream sandwich.

by killingzoey October 16, 2009

Make me a sandwich

A request by an impolite hungry person

"MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"-mr. cockface
"Make it yourself ."-mr. boobhead

by a failed attempt March 6, 2020

Portugese Sandwich

When your doing a girl from behind during a threesome, you pull out, blow your load between her ass cheeks, squeeze her cheeks together and make the other girl lick it out.

Man I was having a threesome with my girl and her sister and I gave her sister a Portugese Sandwich

by Jbone23 July 5, 2010

Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.

"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"

by Jamhos July 25, 2008