Robert Salone

A Speng who likes getting kids in the back of a van

Robert Salone get the kids in the van

by Ayden Lacey November 23, 2019

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.

Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.

by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019

Cody Salome

cody salome is someone that would destroy emma hipper’s booty

cody salome is the biggest fuckboy of xaverian

by jadenwhoo March 8, 2020

Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.

Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.

by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.

Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.

by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020