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Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022
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Poop Salesman

When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.
Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.
by Poop monster 555 December 25, 2022
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Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
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platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
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To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017
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flying tire salesman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!
by READYRED April 19, 2021
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