suicide lab

A laboartory period where the lab report is due at the end of the period. Usually involves a pre-lab and questions to be answered before and during the lab.

A: What's the lab for this class going to be like?
B: It's gonna be a suicide lab.
A: Man, I hate the pre-lab you have to do for those.

B: Yeah, but at least we won't have to do a 10 hour write-up.

by Nocturnal_Emissions January 29, 2020

suicide rub

When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.

by Ur actually mother April 26, 2020

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

suicide guilt

When you convince someone that you’re gonna commit suicide if they don’t do something; saying your going to commit suicide to make somebody feel bad

“Did you hear she suicide guilted her ex to hook up with her?”

by Claridy December 1, 2020

Suicide WHAM

When someone purposely puts last christmas by WHAM on the radio to make both the driver and passenger(s) lose WHAMageddon.

I am going to Suicide WHAM my family in the car.

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.

“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.

by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021

Suicide Sunday

When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.

“The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”

by Gingeabz February 28, 2021