Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.

Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Shanghai Special

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands

"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"

by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016

Nottingham Special

"The Nottingham Special" - is when you are engaged in fingering a woman with the same speed and dexterity as when you type maliciously on your keyboard, it is however not as effective as other techniques as "The Shocker" or "The Fingerblaster"

The origin to Nottingham is due to Robin Hood once having his fingers in the rich woman's pockets when stealing from the rich to the poor.

Luke: God I can't wait to give my bird the good ol Nottingham Special.

by ChrisRawks April 3, 2017

sammy special

Its actually nothing because Sam can't get bitches

sammy told us he gave some sloot a sammy special but we know he's lying because he's an ugly motherfucker

by chicksbeforedicks April 24, 2017

Lunchtime Special

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!

Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.

by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017

barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.

Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

by machonachtroll January 8, 2018

ralph special

Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.

Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”

Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”

by Korbin Dalla$ May 20, 2018