madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt

why are you being such a madre seal??

by clclclclcl July 13, 2015

soapy seal

When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.

Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.

by Filelton October 6, 2016

Baby seal treatment

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

silly seal

Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal

Oh Emma your such a silly seal I love you

by ees September 1, 2017

Perfect seal

The perfect seal. Every oriface that can be used for sex is used at 1 time.3 cocks one girl

Slut wants to get fucked by 3 guys at once so they give her the perfect seal

by Leon.c October 5, 2017

ample seal

vagina/penis area

i like to keep my ample seal hidden

by fag10000000000 December 12, 2017

Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018