National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

Act Smart

An obnoxious little kid that thinks he is smart but actually gets all his knowledge from wikipedia.

Shut up act smart!

by DennethPenneth November 1, 2018

A small Ginger

That is what I like to call my small Ginger friend she claims she's not ginger. (She is tho)

Mah fri3nd:*walks anywhere*
Me: *H1t2 H3d* lOl heNlo U is a small Ginger

by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

smartass

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.

You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.

by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004

small dick

A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.

Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.

by .Sonny Vitale. January 16, 2008

a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 22, 2005