An ugly little slut who 'accidently' bangs every male individual in sight by tripping and landing on their dicks. She hides crumbs of food in her rolls of fat and is sat at a PC all day playing online-games to make herself feel important.
by Nalol February 12, 2014
Get the Slutison mug.Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.
Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.
by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014
Get the Slurping Oyster mug.The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.
If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.
Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!
I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.
Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!
I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.
by Zags fan September 5, 2014
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by ravenshore September 18, 2014
Get the sluticorn mug.a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.
I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.
by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015
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by Slutcore September 24, 2015
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