ravenshore's definitions

sluticorn

A mythical creature, half Slut - half Unicorn. Could be tamed with Strawberry ice cream or a male reproductive organ. It is known to let everybody rub it's horn. Also feeds on muffins and cancer sick children's dreams.

Beware, I think I saw a Sluticorn lurking in the forest. Better zip up your fly !

by ravenshore September 18, 2014