shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006

shredsticles

the testicles which allow one to shred, usually referred to one playing guitar. The bigger the shredsticles, the better the playing.

Yeah his playing is amazing. he has enormous shredsticles.

by guylee January 21, 2008

Cribee Shredee Bee

A corruption of Crispy Shredded Beef, stemming from Chinese pronounciation. Anyone who asks for crispy shreeded beef in a chinese restaurant must pronounce it as 'cribee shredee bee' or face ridicule or a forfeit.

I'll have noodles with cribee shredee bee please

Who ordee the cribee shredee bee?

by TCC>> May 28, 2007

tül shed

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

by gar4ett December 14, 2008

take it behind the shed

A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.

That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed

by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017

shredtastic

–adjective

When you describe something that was crazy, gnarly, amazing, etc.

1. Man that shred session was shredtastic.
2. Mom that was a shredtastic dinner.
3. Today was shredtastic.

by Boro wakeskater May 16, 2010

shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

by DebWeb January 22, 2006