throws his mighty shield

To masturbate.

"When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
There's a joy inside that his eyes can't quite conseal.
Everytime he heaves it with force so brute
He's in ecstasy and must change his suit
When Captain America throws his mighty shield."

by Dr. Tam of England June 4, 2019

Counter dibs shield

A counter dibs shield is a defensive word to counter the attack of a counter dib, therefore, canceling out the counter dib.

(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)

Peter: Dibs on the TV!

*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!

Steve: Awh drat!

by PeetRRRR August 28, 2022

shiate

See Shit
See Shit Run
Run, Shit, Run!

by MikeRotch December 8, 2002

shiterature

a bad/disliked book

from the combination of shitty and literature

"The Scarlet Letter is a grade A piece of SHITERATURE!"

by sixthree December 7, 2006

sharpiskian shiter

a rather large and painful poo that results in a spikey stabbing feeling in and around the ASSHOLE!!

" COR BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!! That was one sharpiskian shiter!! like a thousand razor blades stabbin my asshole!! god damn

by the two julies January 29, 2007

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

shibe

a tall corgi and can be called that. also if you make it angery it will demand bepis and will attack

a cunt: look at that shibe

a smart person:look at that tall corgi

by hjgyuhjghj March 14, 2018