frost shart

A friend who is named after their old oc just with shart

if your nickname is frost shart then sorry but your named after a cold turd
You: "Hey frost shart! nice name is it because you ate a turd once"

frost shart: +starts weeping+
by PHEOthenotgayattackhelicopter November 25, 2021
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Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.
Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.
by pandemic_thoughts September 25, 2020
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St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021
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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
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Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.
Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!
by Kiwikelpie June 05, 2020
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Zachary Shart

A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.
“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy
by soupersmoothgirl March 27, 2022
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Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins November 01, 2019
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