Thats rubbish!

A quote said by Fred and George in the Great hall when Dumbledore says students under age of 17 can’t compete in the once every five year Triwizard Tournament

I welcome you all to another year at Hogwarts! This year is a very special year as Hogwarts hosts a very special tournament, that has been going on for the last 700 years, but was cancelled for a while as it was dangerous. However, this has now changed, as the Ministry is allowing three schools to try and win the tournament."

Dumbledore paused for a minute before proceeding

Eternal glory, is what awaits the student who wins this tournament. But that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks!"

"Wicked," The twins said in unison.

"For this reason, the Ministry of Magic has declared that no-one under the age of 17 can try out for the tournament." Dumbledore said.

Thats rubbish!

The twins yelled. "It's rubbish!" They yelled again, more to the students than the teachers

by Draco_Malfoys_Wifey_Bae November 10, 2020

cunt rubber

one wishes to get that vookie in a desperate way. Also known as a try hard

Also just someone that is irritable and assholish/ petty

that dude was such a "cunt rubber" he stole from that man for no reason

Uh Becky joe was in my dms again hes acting like a cunt rubber

by HellokittyMassacre3 December 30, 2020

Utter Rubbish

"Utter Rubbish" is an amazing podcast run by two amazing hosts Aubin and Suzane (mainly made for new teachers
New teacher? Moving to the Middle East? Here's our irreverent take on what you need to know...

It's supposed to be funny, informative, and everything else that a teacher needs

please support them on Spotify: Utterrubish

and SoundCloud: Utter Rubbish

other than the podcast these two are wonderful teachers who had a hard impact in my life and are very supportive and lovely.

"Utter Rubbish" is such an amazing podcast

ps: *secret message just for the hosts* I miss the podcast please start it up again :)

by onlyfaxnoprinter October 11, 2022

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

ugga bugga rubba dubba

The call for help used by the great ugga Bugga tribe

The ugga bugga warrior called ugga bugga rubba dubba his comrades answered the call

by Theblazemaze April 20, 2018

wrap a rubber band around your door

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.

Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.

Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose!

A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."

"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2022