Cristu ronaldo

For the 3

Cristu ronaldo everyone goes ahhhhhhh SEWWIIIIII

by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022

dirty Rosalind

Dirty Rosalind is when you take an old Bluetooth earpiece (preferably from early 99-2000s) and shove it up your ass. When it vibrates, you clench your cheeks to answer but you must say “Oh?!?” When you answer

I haven’t been able to find my earpiece since I did the dirty Rosalind last night.

by Mmafmf December 1, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest of all time.

by shayyk47 August 9, 2023

chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.

George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo

by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

Christiano Ronaldo Junior

I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman

Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew

Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok

.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist

( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )

by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024