shit and read

Watching or scrolling through your phone while dropping a load

I took the longest shit and read this morning . I now have a toilet seat imprent on my ass!

by Try It June 14, 2015

Too On/Too Ready

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!

by KEENEST July 22, 2016

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.

If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.

by A-12 terms June 2, 2018

you look funeral ready

You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.

Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM

Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪

by Lemoncheese January 6, 2019

shy and ready to die

well you heard of single and ready to mingle now shy and wanting to die

I'm shy and ready to die

by nico di Angelo June 16, 2019

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019