rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night”

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”

by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025

Restarded

Is a euphemism for the word retarded, more polite way of say it.

YO BRO, ARE YOU RESTARDED? WHY DID YOU KILL JIMMY?

by FrequencyROFL October 9, 2025

Rectalvisionitis

When your ass cords gets wrapped around your eye cords, and you get a shitty outlook on life

He complains so much he has “rectalvisionitis” I feel sorry for him.

by Cauliflower Mcfud October 15, 2025

Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.

I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!

by Ofashea October 21, 2025

video-rectalitis

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

Meg rental

When you get in the wrong rental car, drive it away, and keep it for a week, resulting in the rental company reporting the car stolen.

Did you get an upgrade, or is this a Meg rental?

by Tweedle Dee September 17, 2012