religion

The morals of some well meaning but obsolete person in ancient past who had some others following Him.

Come on friends lets play religion. I will become God.

by baba teliya December 22, 2015

Religion

Fictional stories about an apparent God

Person 1: did u read that book about someone called Jesus

Person 2: its kinda obvious Religion is fake

by , btw you have aids February 13, 2019

religion

a thing that brainwashes people

man: hey i think religions r useless
man2: yeah you're right
god:

by niggerger October 4, 2023

Islam true religion

Why Islam is the truth
Fulfilled prophecies in Qu'ran and Hadith
No contradictions in the Qu'ran
Scientific, historical, mathematical and linguistic miracles in the Qu'ran

"Assalamualaikum brother, I am so glad to be a follower of Islam."
"Me too brother, Wa'alaikumassalam. I am happy not to be of those led astray and those Allah is not pleased with."
"Allahuakbar!"
"Yes, Alhamdulillah. Islam true religion."

by ImNotZenithLol April 7, 2021

religious bigot

"Religious bigot" is a term used to stigmatize people that pose irrefutably good arguments as to why organized religions are antisocial institutions and harmful to humanity. Otherwise known as an "Ad Hominem," people from religious orientations often attack the people making arguments against their beliefs as opposed to their actual arguments.

1. "John says that my religion is destructive to humanity."
2. "John is a religious bigot, and likes to masturbate to furry porn."
3. "Therefore, John's argument is false. How could you trust a bigot that faps to furries?"

And so on.

by Jack M. Snow May 24, 2008

religion

the thing atheists hate. the thing that brings people together, the thing that sparked the creation of science, the thing that funded the masters of art and architecture. the thing that 95% of the world follows. the thing that will one day overcome the arrogance of atheism

wow all those arrogant atheists really have a hateboner for religion huh?

by mallowsal April 15, 2015

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004