Raunch Crush

A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)

You have a crush on HIM? EW.

Yeah... i guess you wouldn't understand. It's a Raunch Crush.

by dnnee March 5, 2009

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raunchy turtle

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

by apebutt69 November 3, 2011

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Ranch

The act of making fun of or insulting someone.

"Don't be ranching on me, bro."
"Yo, did you hear about Jerry ? He got ranched on so hard!"

by Its_Your_Boy April 13, 2017

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Rauncher

Derived from Raunchy

Word: Rauncher

Prounounced : 2 Syllables - *Ron-Churr*

Definition : dirty, exciting and/or explicit..

Damn, I saw Jacob's cock in the locker room this week, his shaft was all crooked & malformed, that dudes dick is a rauncher.

by b4rc0d3 June 30, 2017

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Ranched

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"

Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !

by Big Dog the Definer November 29, 2018

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