Red Dye

Wine. More specifically red wine. More than likely it's high quality red wine.

Guy 1: Hey wanna get a drink?

Guy 2: Nah man, I got a monster hangover yesterday. I still can't see straight!

Guy 1: I'll make sure we get some of that red dye!

Guy 2: Well it is for a good cause...

by Midgetyman567 February 2, 2009

red lightsaber

A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.

Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.

by thecooltodd December 5, 2012

red tomato

A condition where during long anal intercourse, a person's anal tissues become so loose to where when the penis pulls out. The anal tissue pulls out as well. The result leaves a (somewhat) permanent bulge of tissue in the middle of the ass, resembling a ripely picked red tomato.

"My boyfriend spent so long fucking me in the ass last night, that I now have a 'red tomato' that will take weeks to heal!"

by HydrogenPyroxideTitties December 9, 2017

Red Wings

although it is believed to be involving oral sex it actually refers to the bloody smears on the front of the thighs and groin after having sex with a woman on her period.

"she was on the rag, but i didnt care, i learned to fly with my red wings"

by privacy blocked September 28, 2008

Red Lipstick

When a male dog's penis unsheathes, it resembles the action of someone twisting red lipstick, also because a dog's penis is red.

Dude #1: Your dog totally unsheathed on me when I pet him!

Dude #2: Well, he wanted to give you his red lipstick!

by poophed October 12, 2013

red rosy

This highly painful physical ailment occurs when one's diarrhea is so putrid and acidic that it corrodes the asshole, oftentimes causing bleeding and a red ring around the said orifice.

His awkward position while sitting was caused by his chronic case of red rosy.

by holyshiite November 12, 2010

red ass

In sports usage: A player that is always pissed off. Usually said off an outstanding player when anything short of perfection isn't good enough. If Randy Johnson gets a win, he should have struck out 15, or have thrown a shut-out, or a no hitter. Basically a red ass is never pleased with his or his teammates performance on most occasions.

Player A: What's eating him, he just went 3 for 4 and we're only a game out of first?

Player B: He's such a red ass that even if he went 5 for 5 and we were 10 games in first he still wouldn't crack a smile.

by speedork August 18, 2006