problematic

Something (real or fictional) that contradicts the political narrative you are trying to push, especially if your narrative would be considered by many to be radically progressive.
It is often used to describe fictional stories with positive heterosexual romances, functional traditional families, religion as a positive role in people's lives, characters happy to occupy traditional gender roles, children being raised by both their biological parents with no adopted siblings, etc.

"I find it problematic that the the parents in that story assumed their baby was a boy just because they were born with a penis."

by dramaticwords June 3, 2025

problemsolver

Synonym for gun, you can make your problems disapear (we dont talk abt the new ones).

'The children are so anoying.' 'Have you tried using the problemsolver 19?'

by vcvcvcvhch October 13, 2025

problemly

Combines "probably" and "the problem is" in a sentence m

Dave: My car won't start.

Sally: It "problemly" need a new fuel filter.

by Stank Face November 19, 2025

The Problematic

An Amazing Irish Band

That have the sexiest ginger in the world ;)
Pop Rock with inspirational Lyrics

The Problematic Are a fucking great band that could only be Irish

by Nicki<3 The Problematic May 25, 2009

Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014

cheerleader problems

a more sophisticated version of "that's what she said". Also used for a more broad range of sexual things.

Friend 1: "ugh, why won't this thing fit?!!?"
Friend 2: "hahah, cheerleader problems."

by Deeply derping October 20, 2015

Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.

Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...

by UrbanDictionaryProblems April 20, 2018