Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

prisoning

To dip out on friends, doing something obviously unacceptable by friends.

friend 1: Hey man lets go out to the bar
friend 2: Nah man, I got to study for a test
friend 1: Dude you're prisoning on me (prisoning said with emphasis)

by Russell Mc March 1, 2007

{prissy}

This can be used to identify a person you work with. This is a stuck-up person that walks around the office thinking they are better then everyone else. This person may wear trendy clothes and does not socialize with others outside of work. This person may be on a power trip.

He walks around so {prissy} with his trendy clothes that his wife/mom dressed him with.

by Joe134a December 22, 2008

Pristen

Some One Who Is Clingy And Rude, Normally Always Begging For Attention And Crying When They Dont Get Their Way

girl in chat1 : "give me them cookies!"

girl in chat2 : "NO!!"
girl in chat1 : " *starts crying and pouting* "
guy in chat1 : "Gah She Is Such A Pristen!"

guy in chat2 : "Agreed"

by Burger From My Dark Getaway August 18, 2009

prison drama

-noun
1. drama brought about by the incarceration or a near-incarceration experience of someone close to you.

2. unavoidable drama brought about by a group of close friends or family members that leaves you feeling as though you have been stuck into a prison cell with all involved parties.

1. "It's not my fault he keeps getting drunk in public; I'm just sick of all of his prison drama!"

2. "My family and their prison drama, man. They feel as though I should have an opinion in every matter."

by twinkypanda June 2, 2010

prishpreed

1) the act of doing anything that needs commenting on
2) acting in a way that someone needs to say something to you

i was prishpreeding all over the place

dont be a prishpreed

by moshr January 6, 2011

Prisdom

Words of wisdom and/or 'knowledge' that an O.G. kicks to the younger homies after coming fresh out of prison, whether it be yard stories, thoughtful insights and/or 'precautions' related to staying out of jail.

Man, I was soakin' it up hard-core with my uncle Chacho after he got out of lock-up last week, and that fool was spittin' all kinds of prisdom about keepin' out of trouble and livin' a square's life... then he asked me if he could borrow a joint until he gets some money from my aunt on Friday.

by The King Of All Mexicans October 18, 2011