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Pristinis 

Wow, Rob's penis is so fantastic. I would even go as so far as calling it a pristinis!

Prisencolinensinainciusol 

From Wikipedia: "Prisencolinensinainciusol" prizɛnkɔlinɛnsinɛntʃuzəl is a song composed by Adriano Celentano, and performed by Celentano and his wife, singer/actress-turned-record producer Claudia Mori. It was first released as a single on November 3, 1972, and later on his album Nostalrock. The lyrics are pure gibberish.

In a later interview, Celentano said that "Prisencolinensinainciusol" stood for "universal love".
Have you hear about that random song on youtube?
Oh do you mean.... PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL? HMM?
PRISTIN (프리스틴) is a ten-member girl group under Pledis Entertainment. They officially debuted on March 21, 2017 with the release of their first mini-album Hi! PRISTIN. Their name is a combination of the words 'Prismatic' and 'Elastin'.
Pristin Members
Kyulkyung
Nayoung
Rena
Kyla
Siyeon
Yuha
Seungyeon
Eunwoo
Roa
Yehana
Sound out! We are PRISTIN!”
—PRISTIN
pristin by pledisgirlz March 31, 2017

Pristontale 

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
Pristontale killed my inner child.
Pristontale by deius October 12, 2005

pristine 

untouched, not corrupted, having original components
I know she is a virgin because she is pristine.
pristine by leprechaun34 July 18, 2007
a pretty kitten; a combination of the words pretty and kitten.
YEAhhh, look at those little prittens.
pritten by micHELLe717 April 13, 2007