paint

to leave shit residue on a penis (or condom) during anal sex

"Make sure you take an enema and clean yourself, cuz you dont want to paint him!"

by Singularly Prurient July 1, 2004

paint it white

To participate in an evening of debaucherous celebration, often involving bar hopping and tail chasing. Usually applies to males only.

Often, "paint the town white," is used to express a hyperbolic covering of a large area with semen. This conveys the message of extreme debauchery.

"Can't wait for you to come back, bro. We'll head down to Hermosa and paint it white."

by Dingo727 August 6, 2006

painthetic

an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously

guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.

by jpatt February 21, 2006

Rain of Paint

a final round match at the end of a long day of paintballin' where upwards of 1,000 people all shoot at each other in a near open field. The effect of such simultaneous shooting of paintballs creates a "raining" of paint effect

did you just come from the rain of paint? you got lit the fuck up, bro!

by Paint - BALLER! May 4, 2009

wet paint

A term used to describe a clean car, aka a "tight whip"

check out all that wet paint in the parking lot

by adam00011101 May 31, 2006

Taint Paint

When one moderately sweaty male, who has accumulated enough sweat among the "gooch" area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.

Dude...Ronnie totally taint painted me after running laps earlier today.

by richardunn September 27, 2010

Stir the paint

Using a finger (or two) to simulate penetrative sex on a female during her period.

She won't even let me stir the paint during her period.

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018