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Pretty pretty princess

This is a orgasmic episode in which the male fornicator comes to the bring of ejaculation and on exertion of his seminal fluids onto the female (or male not that there's anything wrong with that) fornicator's body (part of body to be determined before-hand, or at moment of ejacualtion), he quickly reaches for a container of glitter (to be placed within reach before intercourse commences) and hurriedly dumps glitter onto area of ejaculation. Before the glitteree can respond, the glitterer exclaims, "Hey girl. You my pretty pretty princess."*

*This final declamation is absolutely essential to the orgasmic episode's success.

*In the event of male on male intercourse, the glitterer may replace "princess" with "prince." However, if the gliteree is a male, then there is a decent possibility that he will concede with the term "princess," anyways.
Hey girl. What happened to you?

He told me I was his pretty pretty princess.
by Tbari May 13, 2013
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Princess Sophia

I nicknamed my bf's penis Princess Sophia and now even he refers to it as the princess! (im not kidding!) Thank you Hollywood!!!
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Prince Kahuna

king kahuna's son who made a definition for himself because nobody likes him anyway
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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Pinner Movement

Movement associated with rappers who steal other rappers beats.
Similar to the Hyphy Movement in that it is a movement.
"Mac Dre rap'd to that like 10 years ago cutty!"

"Its all pinner nucca! I'm representing this pinner movement!"
by Nervous Nate May 12, 2008
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Princess Unicorn

A Barbie-like doll whose father was king of the unicorn and whose mother was queen of the princesses. She has a wand and an awkward-looking unicorn horn in the middle of her forehead. When she was young, she was doused in radiation but instead of dying she obtained magical powers.

From the show The Office.
Princess Unicorn says, "My Horn can Pierce the SKYYYYY!"
by rena gantley March 17, 2009
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Princess Sandwich

The result of convincing two naive, spoilt rich girls to sleep with you at any one time. This is most easily achieved by falsely promising enhanced social notoriety or claiming "This is how all of your cosmopolitan role models like Paris Hilton and Jodie Marsh gain higher status"

Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.
Dave: "Dude, I convinced these two wealthy dumb bitches into having a threesome last night!"

Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"

Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"

Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"
by Captain Spongetrousers August 15, 2011
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Princess Pickup

The act of being picked up at the airport luggage terminal. Commonly the driver will be waiting for your arrival, full of complements, and ready to assist you with bags. There is generally no fee involved because it's a friend or transportation service paid for by an admirer.
Go ahead friends, I don't need to take the shuttle over to the $12 a day parking lot because I had Princess Drop Off and now Princess Pickup from the handsome new Dr. I have been dating.
by Caadi D May 8, 2012
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