Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

Straight Pork by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

Burnt pork puss 

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

Burnt pork puss by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020

Fork & Pork 

If you know. You know ;)

Netflix and Chill just got competition

Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?

Fork & Pork by Yoloswaggergstring October 24, 2020

salted pork? 

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork? by Ethastum January 20, 2022

russian pork mouth 

when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass

yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf

russian pork mouth by ArcistaniNationalist April 2, 2022

handbag pork 

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

handbag pork by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

Beijing Pork Market 

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.

Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"

Beijing Pork Market by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022