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pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.
That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.
by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005
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pizza back

Like pizza face. But in reference to ones back.
That guy has a serious pizza back!
by Sakaido March 29, 2007
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pizza knees

pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.
I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.
by jewdy7 October 12, 2008
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pizza swipe

when you swipe your hand in your mates pizza and then wipe it on a fat losers back in one sweeping motion, preferably not getting caught
Sam: Did you see that awesome pizza swipe?
Brendo: Yeah but you got caught by Emma so it dosn't count
by meatoraffelsam April 13, 2009
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Pizza Kush

Is the biological cousin of Chocolatte Kush. When smoking, this bud releases neurotransmitters that give off insane amounts of THC as well a taste of pizza. if you EVER hear of this shit, you have to stock up. this bud is manufactured using the DPP (dual photon process) in which the Aurora Borealis combines with the greenhouse effect to create this insane weed. Highly scientifically, Highly DOPE!!
-Whats for dinner mom?
-Pizza
-You talkin bout that pizza kush!?
by schenkster June 28, 2010
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pizza nips

Pizza nips are very scary things to see in the dark but when in light they are unbearable.
When she busted out the big old pizza nips i almost fainted.
by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014
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Pizza dick

When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.
I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.
by Rebeli May 26, 2016
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