Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.

Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!

by cheesepleese January 2, 2012

Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!

Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019

Piss Can

Let's go over the Haddy and get some beer down us,

That little bloke who clicks he's teeth is a right Piss Can,6 days a week he's at it

by Thatchers and Black March 27, 2020

pissing on the sand

getting thanklessness from others instead of good deeds.

i really helped all my friends, and relatives but they all are thankless to me, it really shows that whatever i did for all of them was just like pissing on the sand.

by anonymous February 18, 2010

Piss Circle

The game of piss circle goes like this, when you’re going take a piss you pee around the edge of the water bowl and count how many times you can circle around it before running out of pee.

Try to get a new highscore each time!

Bro 1: «Hey bro, gonna do the piss circle, wanna compete?»

Bro 2: «Yeah bro!»

by I beat my virgin kid November 21, 2019

Piss Fister

The act of pissing down your arm while fisting a girl in her ass.

I will perform the piss fister on you

by Frosty Balls August 7, 2014