Pump Floss

Putting a towel between your legs and pulling it back and forth to clean those genitals

Ah you just finished showering? lemme pump floss you

by CongoBongo February 25, 2015

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Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

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seive pumping

This is when a man ejaculates over a woman’s face through a kitchen sieve. The cum is then evenly distributed over said woman’s face (SP)

You have a face that looks like it needs a good seive pumping

by Jessjo83 January 10, 2018

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Pump Dookie

Masturbating while taking a shit

Drew: "i gotta go take a Pump Dookie"

by Buttereater666 October 20, 2017

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Sucker-Pump

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they bend over, grabbing their hips and delivering a hard, uninvited pelvic thrust. Typically accompanied by a loud, guttural cry. The skillful sucker-pumper then nonchalantly goes about their business as if the event never occurred.

Joe was completely non-plussed following the delivery of an especially vicious sucker-pump.

by Dr. Ironmind March 29, 2017

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