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jimbo ponder

The best maintenance man known. Born in 1966. Originally from Tulsa Oklahoma, he currently resides in Denton County Texas.
Jimbo Ponder fixed our A.C. this summer. (Maintenance )
by Fact Checked February 4, 2017
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Eye Power

A term created in the Singapore army probably during BMT (Basic Military Training). Anyone using eye power is someone standing around using just their eyes to help out. I.e. pretty much doing nothing to help.
Ay you want to help or not? You eye power only sia.
by ewz_mars July 26, 2017
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Somark Power Piss

When y'all driving around late at night and of you gotta take a piss so you hop out real fast and empty your bladder in under 8 seconds
Ay bruh, I gotta pee real bad, pull over

Aight, it better be a somark power piss tho or I'm leaving your ass behind
by GucciKing28 September 9, 2018
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Icenhower Power Shower

The act of retaining one's urine for a week and then ushering forth a wave of piss on their partner's face the likes of which R Kelly could only dream of. This super slaying move is guaranteed to win the hearts of any man, woman, otherkin, and animal under the sun. Best used on a Friday night and while reciting Revelation 19, the move has several variants. One may grasp the partner's head and cascade down the shower to exfoliate the hair follicles, thereby removing 6 months of stress in a 30 minute quenching of urine. Alternatively one may attempt to get an Angry Dragon variant by urinating directly into the partner's mouth, this should be done to where the partner blasts the piss out of both nostrils, ears, and eyes.
Ultimately, the Icenhower Power Shower is one of the deadliest and sexiest maneuvers known to mankind, the originator of this move had an average penis too which makes it even more impressive considering its popularity.
Guy at Party: Hey Cindy why do you smell like dog piss and have liquid running from your ears and nose?

Cindy: Oh you know Elijah gave me the classic Icenhower Power Shower
by Sneed d'Elaine November 4, 2020
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straight raw power

So this girl i know likes it up the butt with a bat its not healthy its called straight raw power
by omg itz ballout August 13, 2009
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valley of power

don't fuck with the valley of power, it will fuck your world
by big stevenson March 2, 2010
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Asian Super Power Shield

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.
Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.
by G to the ilbo August 5, 2010
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