Porkyman

Rule 34 of Pokemon. Banned on 4chan because of furry 4chan's board laws.

Guys like to see Porkyman on Rule 34 about Gardevoir.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 8, 2019

Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

postgradstrugglebus

Postgradstrugglebus (n): (n): All aboard the #postgradstrugglebus where millenials are adulting for the first time, realizing how much things actually cost, investing, and realizing that they put the hurt on their financial lives in the form of student loans and debt.

A: “I sold out for the cash! And they gave me benefits like medical, and dental, and a four-O-wonk” - Phoebe Buffet, Friends
B: Things that you say when you're riding the postgradstrugglebus and don't know a thing!

A: I have to pay for my car insurance as well as my health insurance!?
B: Welcome to the postgradstrugglebus.

A: *looking at the letter from Sallie Mae* -- I HAVE LOANS?!
B: It's called the postgradstrugglebus, and you're on it, gnomesang?

by DTMango December 15, 2016

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

poosieboi

When your friend is acting like a pussy and you have to keep them in check without offending them too much

Yo man stop being such a poosieboi and get the next round in

by Poosieboicreator February 4, 2021

emergency induction port

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

by cbonsa January 25, 2014

positive spiritual energy

Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.

If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017