Ending up on a pike

When you get a hard-on.

Guy: I was scared of ending up on a pike in the showers this morning, no homo though
Some other guy: cool bro

by Palmen July 17, 2021

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid and so cute

SlimeGuyVR X Pokey is valid UWU OWO

by SlimeGuyf6y7waesgbyeuf February 16, 2022

Stike smike pike

A stike smike pike is a person who had a stroke in a home filled with smoke and is beaten to death with a pipe

Have you heard about owen? Someone made him die by stike smike pike!

by I'm stupid September 26, 2022

The Spooky Hokey Pokey

A nickname for sex. Not to be mixed up with “The Devils Tango”

“Charlie is doing The Spooky Hokey Pokey with Lukas”
“But Charlie isn't gay?”
“He’s experimenting”

by Ieatfurries69 December 7, 2022