Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023

Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011

chastety hat

Synonym for fedora.

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."

by Deault September 8, 2014

Beanie hat

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.

When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.

by Sexydimma July 13, 2021

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

by GDDPHD March 8, 2017