Ugly onion

Someone who smells and looks like an onion

In a sentence it is used as she/he looks like a ugly onion

by Ugly onion January 2, 2019

onion bean

An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke

Friend:have u seen Mac
Him:absolutely onion beaned

by Luggs January 15, 2019

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Onion Chopper

An onion chopper is a person who constantly posts emotional, tear-jerker type videos or articles on social media, usually for cheap likes or upvotes. Term comes from people commenting “Someone’s chopping onions over here...”

Did you see Karen’s post about the dog who died saving their master from a fire? She’s such an onion chopper.

by Ssdgm6677 August 23, 2018

Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.

Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018