haha nice.

Literally means the exact opposite, the furthest thing from nice. Used as a conversation stopper when you when you are too scared to call a friend out on their shit but just pray they don't give you any more details. Bonus points if you send it over text, extra bonus points if it is over two separate texts.

Bro 1: yo dude I made out with your ex last night.

Bro 2: haha nice.

by j123123123 June 15, 2016

Nice Guys Finish Last

When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.

Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."

by Perfect2016 July 10, 2016

Nice guy

A man who you can absoulutely fall in love with. Someone who will appreciate you intirely and love you more than you will ever know.
A man who, despite any of his downfalls, he is so genuine that any intellegent person would never let him go. ( like I wont!)
The nice guys, may not be the strongest, or most good looking, but his character says volumes about him.
You can appreciate him entirely, because he will do no less.
Some may say that, " Nice guys finnish last."
It's there only down fall.
A nice guy is so rare a find that not everyone can appreciate him.
The perfect pair for a nice guy is a beautiful lady.

A Gentalman who acts as if you are the love of his life from the first time he meets you. He feels a need to make you smile or hold you when you are sad. He wants to be your everything, and if you let him, the nice guy can be just that.

by GreekBaby March 16, 2009

niceville

commonly mistaked for a town of narrow-minded hicks. although yes, they do make up most of the population located on the panhandle of FL about 5 minutes away from destin. filled with bayous and swamps. types of people range from a special term called "boggy"not to be mistaken for redneck to a bunch of kids who complain about the smallness of the town and would rather be in a big city where people get raped alot and you can't clearly see the sky due to smog. niceville has a large group of "scene kids" and "goths" and "preps" and "emos" so it's not too boring...you just have to know where to find the fun.

"dude niceville sucks"
"watever where else can u pass a bayou sunrise for free everyday just to go to school?"

OR

"ew niceville is a bunch of hicks"
"and is that why im sitting here in lacoste?"
"...."
"yeah that's wat i thought u fag."

by catie bozzzz May 28, 2007

nicest

Nicest is like the best and most "nice" thing or person you can get. If someone is the nicest, they are the most kind and loving person in the world. If something is the nicest, it is the best and the most satisfactory thing you can find. Its a very simple term that can mean a whole lot.

Girl 1: Dayum girl! Those jeans are the nicest!
Girl 2: Totally! I got them on sale at (insert great brand here)! So comfy and stylish!

***OR***

Guy 1: Yo man. Did you see her! Abby is the nicest person in the world!
Guy 2: Yea bro. She totally is the best!

by DatGuyTho February 20, 2015

nice

Women's way of saying something is either ok or worse

Sally said "He's very nice."

by PN June 17, 2004

clean up nice

a woman who is hot, attractive in damn legit way

look at this lady down there !!!!
WOW, she's clean up nice.

by Nos from kansas city "Lawrence October 30, 2009