jimmy anderson

Never gets pussy. Masterbates so much he has no finger prints. He likes hookers with large utters and getting gacked out on whoop chicken . Often spends whole pay checks on hand party’s at Asian massage parlors.

if I was jimmy Anderson is but more hookers

by Itsoveiny October 5, 2017

popped a jimmy

A boner resulting from an unexpected occurrence.

"How was the movie Charles?"
"Pretty good Matt, halfway through Jennifer Aniston started blowing a banana and not going to lie but I popped a jimmy so big it knocked over my popcorn!"

by WillithanSmith January 10, 2014

Red Jimmy

An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.

My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.

My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.

Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

jimmy vargas

bitch ass nigga who front hard like a blood but highkey aint shit. aint nobody like him.

Chris: My nigga you saw Jimmy Vargas yesterday
Dennis: Yea bruh that nigga fought Johnny
Chris: I heard Johnny started stacking on him then threw a flag...

by K^ng Ace March 11, 2017

Jimmy Jam

A slang term used by a 39-year old ex-stoner to describe any noun

"That's not how I wanted my Jimmy Jam", Arin screamed loudly whilst ordering subway.

by Schwa24 December 22, 2018

little jimmy

some one who has a small penis

Josh had a little jimmy when i was going to give him head

by vaporX60man March 11, 2009

jimmy rig

More intense version of jury rig. A jury-rigged device will probably work, but be careful; a jimmy-rigged device will probably NOT, but oh well.

"The car broke down? Well... I'm not surprised. I kinda had it jimmy-rigged."

by rizz to the slizz April 25, 2005