nicked in the head

someone who has lost the plot. mild case of insanity. does unexplainable things usually when intoxicated

dave: did you see what tom did last nite

joe: i no i cant believe he tried shagging a tin of beans

dave: hes nicked in the head man, he doesnt know what hes doing after a few beers

by yorkshire kiddo April 25, 2011

nickerplooperness

The act of wearing a bright yellow dragonball Z shirt to a school band concert where you are supposed to wear black and white.

That fucker he had to nickerplooperness last night and fuck over our chances of getting some fat ass.

by Brett May 2, 2003

nicely douched

An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.

John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.

by MSJDHBVMDKDJD September 15, 2007

Nickelback

If the band Nickelback sucked, then I guess all of modern rock except for Green Day would go down the fucking drain. Let's face it. The songs Nickelback produces aren't like the bullshit hard/metal rockers emanate, which usually circumscribes the usual staid themes, such as drugs, shootings, tatoos or all that other kind of CRAP. As a matter of fact, most of their songs deal with human faith, which contributes to its popularity. And, of course, I have to say: at least Nickelback isn't a poser PUNK ROCK band, like:

staid
Blink 182
GOOD CHARLOTTE
Drowning Pool

AND MUCH MUCH MORE

Yeah, NICKELBACK fucking ROCKS. So stfu!

by Nickelback kicks ass dog September 21, 2005

Nickelrolled

Like Rick-rolled....except with vomit worthy Nickelback tracks.

You just got nickelrolled...BIATCH

by fielder June 24, 2010

Nickelodeon

A network that broadcasts cartoons. Famous for Spongebob Squarepants.

Nickelodeon is the worst network ever. Watch Cartoon Network instead. You’ll get way more out of it

by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019

short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

by the anti twitter July 3, 2010