Mantaloons

Under garment similar to tights worn by men not brave enough to wear Mantyhose but providing the same benefits.

I laughed so much I nearly messed my Mantaloons

by Fashion Worrier September 24, 2009

mantact

Man-to-man contact, especially, in a compromising but unintended way such as in an overcrowded shower room.

"At maximum capacity, the average prison shower has roughly six inches or less of clearance between naked dudes, so at some point, there will probably be mantact. When this happens, quickly assess the intent of the person next to you, and if the mantact was unintentional, both inmates should issue a “my bad” or similar as quickly as possible."

by Zejan November 12, 2009

mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

by luckybever December 2, 2009

Mentalgasm

The high you attain upon completing Mental Masturbation

I just had a mentalgasm doing abstract algebra

by zippadeedoodaa September 12, 2010

Mantabolism

How quickly you grow facial hair

dude our lunchlady has some mantabolism she grew that mustache in a day

by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Mental Hangover

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.

Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:

by dgray May 28, 2012