mantact

Man-to-man contact, especially, in a compromising but unintended way such as in an overcrowded shower room.

"At maximum capacity, the average prison shower has roughly six inches or less of clearance between naked dudes, so at some point, there will probably be mantact. When this happens, quickly assess the intent of the person next to you, and if the mantact was unintentional, both inmates should issue a “my bad” or similar as quickly as possible."

by Zejan November 12, 2009

Mantastic Number

A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.

The song "Dames" from the Musical "42nd Street" is my favorite mantastic number.

by Captain Silver April 1, 2006

Mantractive

(adj) When a guy is attractive, good-looking, or sexy, from the objective point of view of another guy. A way for a straight guy to admit that another guy is good-looking without sounding gay.

Pete: "My girlfriend got all weirded out when I said that Hugh Jackman has amazing abs. Dude, I'm not gay, it was just an observation!"
John: "No, I know, he is really mantractive."

by Malallory December 2, 2009

mantastic

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.

by Ned Ryerson July 30, 2008

mantastrophe

Any activity that takes a negative turn involving a group of men.

The buck's night was a mantastrophe when the groom missed his wedding the morning after.

by Akira January 30, 2003

Mantastic

someone or something that is overly manly but not egotistic, and is just alittle bit cooler then being fantastic.

The fact that the fat guy could lift a 2 ton car was mantastic.

by iluvcookies54 April 30, 2008

Mantacorn

A mantacorn is a strange hybrid between a Manta Ray and a Unicorn. This animal only exists in strange LSD-induced dreams, and in the minds of young children!

Person A: Woah, trippy
Person B: What do you see?
Person A: A mantacorn!
Person B: You're an idiot

by Azniac December 14, 2012