caca monster

1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.

2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.

"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

sex monster

1. a person who has sex a lot
2. a beast who has sex with other beasts

1. i am definitely a sex monster
2. wow, look at that sex monster, hollerrr

by ayla roman April 25, 2010

20 minutes

An indefinite unit of time.

About the time it takes to do something.

-"When is the exterminator arriving to get rid of those ants?"
-"In about 20 minutes"

by FlagyMcFlay July 26, 2019

shit monster

a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth

a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine

by asspro67 October 10, 2005

Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"

by G Lo August 5, 2004

monster meat

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.

OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!

by Brandon Becerra May 12, 2008

Ima Monster

Popular song by Blood on the Dance Floor. First released on the "It's Hard to Be A Diamond In a Rhinestone World" album. Known for chorus,...
Chop, Chop, Chop you up,

IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!)
Eat you like a cannibal
spit you out like an animal
(2x)
SLice, Slice, Slice you up,
IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!!)
Cut you up i'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice.

Girl- So what's your favorite Blood on the Dance Floor song?
Guy- Well, i'd have to say... Ima Monster, it's such a good song!!!

by ImaMonsterHaHaHa December 26, 2009