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National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day
Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”
by Jjstanko April 11, 2019
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12 inches up your mom

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........
by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021
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The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*
by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022
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guy who fucked your mom

me
i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”
by singular fiddlestick December 10, 2021
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Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.
Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.
by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010
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Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.
I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!
by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 6, 2010
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