Middle School

A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."

Or to sugar coat it for them

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 21, 2023

Middle Finger

It means ur loyal to one and one girl or boy only.

Using a middle finger in a phone= u loyal asf

by YFWMFRR April 27, 2023

Middle part slam

Two shots- one of tequila followed by one of coffee liquor (kahlua or similar). Like a 90’s sitcom hair part down the middle, two opposing shots come together in perfect harmony.

We’ll take 7 middle part slams please.

by Douche Nuke May 6, 2023

Middle School Bully(ing)

A person who, or the act of, not wanting someone to be at a party that you’re also attending

Dan doesn’t want Cally at the party? That’s the equivalent of Middle School Bully(ing)

by Backstabbed Mcgee July 6, 2023

Middle School

torture, prison, stinky, worst part of life

I hate Middle school

by gqafjiualfrnhc May 11, 2023

middle school

A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.

Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)

by PrankDevil June 21, 2023

Middle man

A man with a large penis who always goes to middle the urinal because he’s comfortable with his body and sexuality.

He give off middle man energy

by Middle man22224644747 June 21, 2023