Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

how i met your mother

An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.

Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!

Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary

Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins

Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up

Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable

Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag

Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...

by oreoorea May 18, 2016

mother sucker

Best pronounced as 'motha sucka', it is the edited version of mother fucker

Back yo ass up motha sucka

by M-Dizzle October 15, 2003

Motherbirding

To take a shot of liquor and pass it around mouth to mouth. Similar to shotgunning weed. Preferably done with cuties.

She and I were totes motherbirding Jameson to Samo, and then A-trak was like, "only if Samo passes it to me."

by ghostofmakeoutpast May 17, 2011

Rush b mother fucker

P90 RUSH B CYKA BLYAT MOTHER FUCKER

P90 RUSH B MOTHER FUCKER

by CSGO4FAGGOTS May 2, 2018

motherly nipples

Giant nipples which tend to accompany lactating breasts or wordbitch tits/word. Usually bright pink and cone-shaped.

Those motherly nipples look like they could spurt any minute.

by Bento March 6, 2003

motherfuckeress

MOTHERFUCKER + ess

some b.a.d motherfucking bitches out there,

pretty motherfuckeress

by smashOnEm January 17, 2013