Dirty Mudgett

When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.

Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.

by Mizznuts January 24, 2022

mingetease

female who engages in sexual teasing of other females. female equivalent of a cock-tease.

question: will you tie me to the bed?
answer: fuck off alex, you're such a mingetease

by sassafras and moonshine April 27, 2005

mingeteasinbastard

a woman who shows you her minge but wont let you do anything to it

hey bitch your such a mingeteasinbastard

by Dan King May 2, 2007

Midgitard

(Mihj-ee-Tard) An individual on the shorter side who is not a Little Person, but is close enough to be questioned.

(Looking at a picture of Danny DeVito in skinny jeans)
Mark Fifton: Bro, that dude be hella Midgitarded
Zaquex: Yea hes a midgitard

Jersey Shores 'Snookie': Im such a midgitard
Zaquex: Word

by Mark Fifton February 12, 2010

magical midgets

the midgets that comprise the Joint Task Force. Their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurpassed. Where they roam, nobody knows. One can only assume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). They don't speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). Their only known purpose is to roll joints and occassionally a blunt. They are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.

God I love those magical midgets. I wonder how I would feel if they said something to me.

Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009

midgemullet

a short dude, which is always funny with a mullet, which is even funnier

example..... hmm.... A MIDGET WITH A MULLET!

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

Midgetville

A community or micro village of "little peoples" usually with miniature houses and compact cars.

There is a Midgetville is in Vienna, Virginia.

by Kat August 21, 2005