landmikes

Landmikes is game, but no, it really isn't. Its so much more.

You cannot hit a landmike of a dynam in landmikes buddy, three more times in a row on purpose and youre done.

by CrustyJuggler5 January 15, 2025

Landon

Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have

Goddamn I love landon

by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025

landmine culture

A culture where speech is heavily policed and saying the wrong thing will get you thrown in jail.

The year is 2077. Location: Germany. Landmine culture has become so prevalent that insults are banned. Even the slightest hint that you made someone uncomfortable will see you behind bars. Never mind calling someone a dick, you can't even call someone a banana. They've banned that too.

by PortableBacon February 19, 2025

Landmine

A used condom left on the floor in a high traffic area.

Dude, Brody left a landmine in Ryan’s room.

by YoungEugene February 27, 2025

Landmine woman

A landmine woman is a girl, that is quite attractive, nice and might be popular. But, as you get to know her more, she is actually insane and has mental issues.

"Ame from NSO is a Landmine woman."

by Marigoldkinner March 2, 2025

Landon

landon also known as skinwalker is a person who can take the shape of any animal if seen be careful scent can gas out any life

oh no landon is turning my huzz off

by Smelvin228 March 14, 2025

Landon

Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.

“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”

“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”

“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.

“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”

“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025